Question for People with Big-Ass Cars/Big Ass-Cars

by Zef Hemel

Question 2 (5 credits)

Why, in an urban area, are you driving a car with four-wheel drive, killing the North Pole ice caps, that takes up almost the whole width of the street, so nobody can pass, including cyclists?
In your answer do not use the phrases “cool”, “awesome” and “because I can”.

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  1. Because of all the speed bumps the city-counsel is putting in the road and then forgets to maintain… duh.

    #1 gmlk

  2. Hmm, interesting point.

    #2 Zef Hemel

  3. Four-wheel drive: see above.

    Killing the ice caps: those polar bears may look cute, but they’re actually quite dangerous.

    Whole width of the street: nobody else uses it, so why shouldn’t I?

    Nobody can pass, including cyclists: those hippies should get their own damn ass-cars.

    #3 Thomas

  4. To warm up the earth, so I can ride my bike without a coat.

    #4 Maarten

  5. Big 4×4’s also come as a hybrid (Lexus RX 400h). This car polutes less than lets say a big stationwagon like a Volvo V70 Diesel (192 g/km vs 214 g/km). So quit being hypocrite.

    #5 Laurens

  6. And for every Lexus RX400h there are 100 other ‘aso-karren’. So quit being naïve.

    #6 Dieter

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